Twitterlieblinge Juni 2016

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Wenn ich groß bin, wer­de ich eine Autokinoleinwand!

— René Pol­lesch (@renepollesch) June 8, 2016

„Die nied­ri­gen Gän­ge gehen alle nicht.“
„Kei­ne nied­ri­gen Gän­ge haben ist das Fixie für Arme, oder?“
„Eher für Beine.“

— Kath­rin Pas­sig (@kathrinpassig) June 8, 2016

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PSYCHOLOGIST: [hol­ding up inkblot] wat do u see
ME: a out­da­ted dis­credi­ted method with no sci­en­ti­fic back­ing
PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating] 

— jon­ny sun (@jonnysun) June 9, 2016

The pos­tal ser­vice is important to keep ali­ve the Ame­ri­can dream of life under com­mu­nism. pic​.twit​ter​.com/​p​c​9​y​J​a​s​4df

— Sla­voj Tweezek (@SlavojTweezek) June 10, 2016

Kei­ner will Bun­des­prä­si­dent wer­den, weil man dann immer Trump und Erdo­gan vom Flug­ha­fen abho­len muss.

— Q. Kali­bur (@quarkkalibur) June 11, 2016

Wel­co­me to the future, whe­re ever­yo­ne mut­ters to their com­pu­ters like a frus­tra­ted grandparent

— Pin­board (@Pinboard) June 13, 2016

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„Es ist immer ein Bedarf an Welt­un­ter­gang da.“ (Hans Blumenberg)

— Nico Schul­te-Ebbert (@denkkerker) June 11, 2016

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„Das Nar­ra­tiv­schiff“ (Gemäl­de von Hie­ro­ny­mus Bosch über Europa)

— David Hugen­dick (@davidhug) June 20, 2016

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In Janu­ary I dis­missed my mate’s theo­ry that David Bowie was the glue hol­ding the uni­ver­se tog­e­ther but I don’t know man… I don’t know…

— Paul Bet­ta­ny (@Paul_Bettany) June 24, 2016

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